Tonyaism #9

"I have a dent in my head, I just found it. Don't you guys have dents in your head?"

Tonyaism #8

"Are buffalos the big ugly brown things with hair?"

Tonyaism #7

"That looks like a duck wiener."

Tonyaism #6

"I'm not pear shaped, I'm more of an orange."

Tonyaism #5

"I don't like clicking the 25-34 button."

Tonyaism #4

"Canker sores suck, especially when you put ketchup on them."

In a hurry.

One day, Tonya had her son with her at the office. They were running late and were rushing to leave. She and her son say goodbye and run out the door to her car, which was parked at the curb.

Next thing I know, her son comes running back into the office. He was laughing so hard that he was nearly in tears. "She left me!" he gasped. He picked up the phone to call her, but by the time he did that, she was already coming back.

She came inside and told us how she had just got in and drove away without really paying attention. As she was driving she was talking to her son. After a few seconds of unusual silence from the back seat, she turned over her shoulder to see why he was being so quiet only to find he wasn't there. So she turned right around.

We were all laughing so hard over this one.

Tonyaism #3

"I should be a blogger, then I could talk to you guys!"

Tonyaism #2

"I think it was funny because I was laughing."

Tonyaism #1

"I feel like everyone is listening to my words."

What are Tonyaisms?

Tonya has a way of saying things that are most of the time obvious, but she says them in such a way that they are absolutely hilarious.

Its really been a shame that more people can't be exposed to Tonyaisms.

Here, we will change this and share Tonyaisms with the world.