tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60828917203444117572012-02-16T07:08:26.581-08:00You can't make this stuff up!Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13247061046614496531noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-2586402670798696362008-05-08T10:29:00.002-07:002008-05-08T10:30:00.881-07:00"I hate those kind of watches, it takes so long to tell the time."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-258640267079869636?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-42559784394946370442008-05-05T13:52:00.001-07:002008-05-05T13:52:33.534-07:00"I thought I was supposed to do something."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-4255978439494637044?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-70877052283142664772008-05-05T13:21:00.000-07:002008-05-05T13:22:09.658-07:00"So, maybe this is my brain on!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-7087705228314266477?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-24579154923337621822008-04-30T09:23:00.000-07:002008-04-30T09:24:42.782-07:00"I have a dent in my head, I just found it. Don't you guys have dents in your head?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-2457915492333762182?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-20321261303681869282008-04-24T15:05:00.001-07:002008-04-24T15:06:10.915-07:00"Are buffalos the big ugly brown things with hair?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-2032126130368186928?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-515540946963277362008-04-23T13:39:00.001-07:002008-04-23T13:40:10.939-07:00"That looks like a duck wiener."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-51554094696327736?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-62812403454757944862008-04-23T13:13:00.001-07:002008-04-23T13:14:04.112-07:00"I'm not pear shaped, I'm more of an orange."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-6281240345475794486?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-24050118703989111952008-04-18T15:14:00.001-07:002008-04-18T15:14:51.674-07:00"I don't like clicking the 25-34 button."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-2405011870398911195?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-72904628173557117202008-04-18T15:10:00.001-07:002008-04-18T15:10:50.834-07:00"Canker sores suck, especially when you put ketchup on them."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-7290462817355711720?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-69052627401928105642008-04-18T09:58:00.000-07:002008-04-18T10:05:56.289-07:00One day, Tonya had her son with her at the office. They were running late and were rushing to leave. She and her son say goodbye and run out the door to her car, which was parked at the curb.<br /><br />Next thing I know, her son comes running back into the office. He was laughing so hard that he was nearly in tears. "She left me!" he gasped. He picked up the phone to call her, but by the time he did that, she was already coming back.<br /><br />She came inside and told us how she had just got in and drove away without really paying attention. As she was driving she was talking to her son. After a few seconds of unusual silence from the back seat, she turned over her shoulder to see why he was being so quiet only to find he wasn't there. So she turned right around.<br /><br />We were all laughing so hard over this one.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-6905262740192810564?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-64880485429358200792008-04-18T09:34:00.000-07:002008-04-18T09:50:37.357-07:00"I should be a blogger, then I could talk to you guys!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-6488048542935820079?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13247061046614496531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-13957469090019828402008-04-18T09:25:00.001-07:002008-04-18T09:50:25.038-07:00"I think it was funny because I was laughing."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-1395746909001982840?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-53829350313289774432008-04-18T09:24:00.000-07:002008-04-18T09:44:06.560-07:00"I feel like everyone is listening to my words."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-5382935031328977443?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6082891720344411757.post-31968830103080395242008-04-18T09:17:00.000-07:002008-04-18T09:43:22.160-07:00Tonya has a way of saying things that are most of the time obvious, but she says them in such a way that they are absolutely hilarious. <br /><br />Its really been a shame that more people can't be exposed to Tonyaisms.<br /><br />Here, we will change this and share Tonyaisms with the world.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6082891720344411757-3196883010308039524?l=tonyaisms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adiel Cloudnoreply@blogger.com0