Tonyaism #12

"I hate those kind of watches, it takes so long to tell the time."

Tonyaism #11

"I thought I was supposed to do something."

Tonyaism #10

"So, maybe this is my brain on!"

Tonyaism #9

"I have a dent in my head, I just found it. Don't you guys have dents in your head?"

Tonyaism #8

"Are buffalos the big ugly brown things with hair?"

Tonyaism #7

"That looks like a duck wiener."

Tonyaism #6

"I'm not pear shaped, I'm more of an orange."